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Why would you put this on the internet?

The internet is a weird place, and writing dreams here will just make it weirder. That's what I love. Obviously, of course, I just love surreal type media, as is mentioned in video games. Dreams are inherently absurd, and I love them. Sharing this will not do harm, it will only spread the weird. The weird will infect us all, bring us into one-ness.

There was this one where I was peeing

Pretty much everyone has had a bathroom dream, but this one strikes me as specifically strange. I was at the toilet, and doing as you do. But it took an absurdly long time, minutes on end. Eventually I ran out of pee, but it just kept going. My body was being peed away, it just wouldn't stop. Muscles, blood, organs, all slowly drained out of me.

Maybe I got it from Uzumaki, where that girl was being drained away in a spiral. That's how the dream felt. Luckily, I didn't pee the bed. Frankly that's my number one worry when those types of dreams happen: that sometime I'll wake up and find the dream wasn't a dream.